Nobody Wants A Fat Valentine

don't you want him to hold you?

Don't you wish he could love your body?

Do you want to sit on him or squish him?

 Will he like you in shorts? Or stare at your jiggling thighs?

Don't you wish you were small enough for him to hold?

Would you even be comfortable with having him this close to your   
                               embarassing chubby stomach????

Don't you wish he could be proud of you at the beach and not embarassed by your fat body? 

Don't you wish he could lift you without any effort?

He's not going to want a fat chick.

Willpower ladies.  Thin for you. Thin for him.
Don't go candy crazy 'cuz you don't have a valentine, you might get one if you ate better.
If you do have one work to keep his attention.  Make SURE you're the hottest one around.
If you don't have one make sure ALL EYES are on you. 
Happy valentines day<3